As the weather gets colder and the year winds to a close, it’s time for another lanky holiday playlist! Here at Lanky Bastards, there’s varied opinion on the Christmas classics (I for one still love the Bing Crosby hits). But I think we can all agree that hearing Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas on repeat in every public space is enough to drive anyone lanking mad. In that spirit, the lanky team came together once again to fulfill your groovy music needs.
With Hanukkah a week behind us and Christmas a week away, it’s the perfect time to drop some Chrismukkah tunes. Lanky Chrismukkah 2018 combines a nice mix of funk, jazz, hip hop, latin, and more to keep you moving through the holiday season. So fry up some latkes, throw back some eggnog, and have a Stanky Lanky Chrismukkah!
See what these REAL (TOTALLY NOT US) PEOPLE had to say about the holidays:
I enjoy Christmas music from February to NovemberShroomta Claus
I don’t celebrate Christmas, but if I did, I wouldSufganiPoke
Santa isn’t the only one with a big red sack!Ho Ho Hoggy
Jews write the best Christmas musicHanukKipah
I think I’m getting tonsillitisJojack Frost
Happy Christmas! (brought to you by the Coca Cola company)Fadhliz Navidad
I need a drinkBoodolph the Spooky Nosed Reindeer